The parody talks about staying on the outside and dancing in a counterclockwise circle. Not going overboard with embellishments. The importance of not hitting the couple in front of you. Respecting the other couples dance space. The rule of not passing the dancers in front of you. No need to bump into the dancers and saying sorry if you do. That the leaders should dance others than just their friends. The importance of body hygiene, taking a bath before the milonga. If you seat a lot bring an extra shirt with you these things is basic stuff.